If you?

[Will98]

I'd ask them why they were making the same mistakes. Then provide some kind of helpful advice if I could...

Should I grow my goatee out?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

I already did sorta (laziness) :/ Ppls didnt like it xD
If you had a full beard?

 

[Will98]

I do have a full beard. ( I just have to keep my face shaved 'cause of sports).

If you had a mustache?

 

[Snowkitteh]

Then i would look like a wierd high school student w/ a mustache

If you were to go to the desert to look for snow?

 

[Will98]

I'd find it as water deep down in a watering hole. (Your question + my answer rhymes).

Why would I go to the dessert?

 

[Snowkitteh]

Cuz desert to get the dessert :)
Idk XD

Where is sammy's clone went?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

He lagged so i kicked him
Want the laggy clone? Hell fade in a while

 

[Snowkitteh]

Okay free lagged clones :)

If you found a stray Kitteh in the streets?

 

[Will98]

I'd pet her and feed her and call her Kitteh. Maybe take her home if she was adorable.

Are you really a cat?

 

[Snowkitteh]

Im a kitty in disguise as a human :)

If you found yourself lost in AS forums?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Nopes~
If we were really what was on our avi?

 

[Will98]

Impossible! Well...maybe...I'm definitely not what my avi is.

What is the Holy hand Grenade?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Someone did a buncha flashy stuff and painted a cross on a grenade
If it actually did work better against demons?

 

[unownHGSS]

I'd take over the factory that makes them and sell them for high prices :P

If you..are lost in the woods?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Climb trees~ Go man vs wild until someone gets over here
If you couldnt find food?

 

[unownHGSS]

I'd eat grass and such. *as learned from bear grylls xD*

If you were found by bigfoot? :o

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Befriend it or make it my slave mwahahaha~
If bigfoot had friends?

 

[unownHGSS]

I'd make them my personal bodyguards :3

If Bigfoot decides to make you his slave instead? :o

 

[Chingaruna517]

kick it in his face
What if you make the big foot angry?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Its my slave oh well :p
If a dragon attacked your bigfoots?

 

[unownHGSS]

I'd let him kill one and them make it my slave too

If the dragon is sort of..retarded? XD

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

All the easier to keep him as slave~ But only for intimidation though...
If you were attacked by knights in shining armor?

 

[Will98]

It would be pretty ironic, since I'm a knight in shining armor too.

If you were a powerful warlord?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Sit there and make peace~
If you were a rival warlord?

 

[unownHGSS]

I'd declare WAR !

If your soldiers are too scared to fight..? ._.