If you?

I'd ask them why they were making the same mistakes. Then provide some kind of helpful advice if I could...

Should I grow my goatee out?
 
I already did sorta (laziness) :/ Ppls didnt like it xD
If you had a full beard?
 
I do have a full beard. ( I just have to keep my face shaved 'cause of sports).

If you had a mustache?
 
Then i would look like a wierd high school student w/ a mustache

If you were to go to the desert to look for snow?
 
I'd find it as water deep down in a watering hole. (Your question + my answer rhymes).

Why would I go to the dessert?
 
He lagged so i kicked him
Want the laggy clone? Hell fade in a while
 
I'd pet her and feed her and call her Kitteh. Maybe take her home if she was adorable.

Are you really a cat?
 
Im a kitty in disguise as a human :)

If you found yourself lost in AS forums?
 
Impossible! Well...maybe...I'm definitely not what my avi is.

What is the Holy hand Grenade?
 
Someone did a buncha flashy stuff and painted a cross on a grenade
If it actually did work better against demons?
 
I'd take over the factory that makes them and sell them for high prices :P

If you..are lost in the woods?
 
Climb trees~ Go man vs wild until someone gets over here
If you couldnt find food?
 
I'd eat grass and such. *as learned from bear grylls xD*

If you were found by bigfoot? :o
 
Befriend it or make it my slave mwahahaha~
If bigfoot had friends?
 
I'd make them my personal bodyguards :3

If Bigfoot decides to make you his slave instead? :o
 
I'd let him kill one and them make it my slave too :evillaugh:

If the dragon is sort of..retarded? XD
 
All the easier to keep him as slave~ But only for intimidation though...
If you were attacked by knights in shining armor?
 
It would be pretty ironic, since I'm a knight in shining armor too.

If you were a powerful warlord?
 
I'd declare WAR !

If your soldiers are too scared to fight..? ._.
 

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