Corrupt a Wish

Granted, Skynet is now real. Prepare to be terminated.

I wish for 21st century gladiators.
 
Granted, you're the first to enter the Arena. Your opponent is a drone that shoots laser beams and missiles.

I wish for a space elevator
 
granted, but it doesn't work.

i wish for all VN's to have an english translation
 
Granted but the fanciness makes it so most people can barely read~

I wish get a pokey stick~
 
granted, but you can't level up past 10

i wish i could teleport anywhere
 
Granted, but you can only lift crates of bananas.

I wish I knew what I wanted to build.
 
Granted but the bank it was in goes bankrupt without an insurance policy on your account before you can do anything with it.

I wish I could do awesome voices.
 
Granted, but doing any of them makes you lose your voice for a week.

I wish for a utopia where everyone's wishes were magically fulfilled.
 
Granted but it's in [MENTION=41391]♥ Sky[/MENTION]; 's "basement".

I wish things could live up to nostalgia.
 
I wonder why you actually wish this but Granted anyway however you will be feeling nostalgic whole life.

I really WISH that people will look into all other ASF Forum Games and start playing them now!
 
Granted but you'll need to catch them~

I wish for a bigger bowl~
 
Granted, but it gets big enough to fit a house and starts attracting every stray cat in a five kilometre radius.

I wish for a better phone
 
Granted but will only work one month and you won't get any money back


I wish to have more time ~
 
Granted, but everything is frozen in time except for you.

I wish people would stop running with scissors.
 
Granted, but scissors won't exist anymore


I wish to understand more things
 
Granted, but your head swells to the size of the Sun.

I wish you a Merry Christmas.
 
Granted~ But new years wont be~

I wish to be able to work faster~
 
Granted, but it's all work, no play.

I wish ASF wasn't so obsessed with number games.
 

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Saywon wrote on Otokonoko's profile.
Hello, could you please reupload this?
https://www.anime-sharing.com/threads/749078/
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Hello, Otokonoko. Would you reupload these please? They're all from the same devs. Thank you
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Hi Nihonjaki90, Sorry to bother you again, could you please update the links for this Eroge?



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