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[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm is plotting world domination?

 

[thecoins]

hmmm the One Mustache.... just like the One Ring

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Lol one mustache to rule them all xD

 

[aexiel]

yes. yes. fear my mustache

FEAR MUMU!

 

[thecoins]

just matter of time until aexiel degenerate into gollum-like creature

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Lol he named his mustache? xD

 

[aexiel]

gollum? I am the Dark Lord Musauron!

 

[x.wire]

3 for the elven kings, 7 for the dwarven lords, 9 for the mortals, and one mustache to rule them all.

 

[aexiel]

and one razor to shave it off

 

[x.wire]

So the razor is actually the crack of doom...and Mordor would be the bathroom? Interesting...

 

[aexiel]

the razor is called Gillette as to the sword Anduril, sword of Isildur. remember? it cut the dark lord's finger.

mordor is the bathroom, Mt. Doom is the unclean toilet.

 

[x.wire]

....why is it unclean?

 

[aexiel]

because mt. doom is molten, dangerous and scary, therefore a toilet like that must be unclean, stinky, and filled with s***

 

[x.wire]

-_______-
Mt.doom destroyed the ring. Your toilet will only seal it in an epic mountain of shit. Nothing more. I'm sure the flush isn't working.

 

[aexiel]

it's working, but waiting for the one mustache before it can be flushed. the Eye of Sauron is the mirror.

 

[x.wire]

I am genetically unable to have a mustache. Dunno why. Maybe i'm too young.

 

[aexiel]

you have to be hairy to have a mustache. if your arms or legs aren't hairy, the chances of having a mustache is very slim

 

[x.wire]

I'm hairy...but my face is still smooth and clean..it's actually a big plus, but i think that a beard will make me a lot sexier.

 

[aexiel]

it will grow in time. pray that the god of mustaches, Tom Selleck will bless you.

 

[ivan_rf]

what did i miss ?

welcome back [MENTION=36260]x.wire[/MENTION] ;

 

[x.wire]

You missed me complaining about mustaches.

 

[aexiel]

and how my mustache defeated sam

 

[ivan_rf]

i have both.. moustace and beard... still not much though :P

 

[aexiel]

only my ava has a mustache, I shave mine off every time I go out but sometimes I don't want to. I keep getting confused for a girl if i don't have facial hair.

 

[ivan_rf]

[MENTION=36528]aexiel[/MENTION] ; you've got to be kidding me ? for real ?