Who would survive a zombie apocalypse?

[Fall]

Now i feel like watching Grindhouse: Planet Terror, with the exploding/decaying zombie soldiers.

 

[Decalcomania]

Grindhouse: Planet Terror? I was always disgusted by the rifle leg.

 

[Fall]

Grindhouse: Planet Terror? I was always disgusted by the rifle leg.

No where near as bad as the on screen melting testicles.

oh, and I just found and thought I should share this...

 

[TTADPL]

Grote Beer only 3 votes :[

 

[vampire-queen]

Speaking of all this zombie stuff, anybody have a Zombie Survival Kit?

 

[TTADPL]

Maybe :] ...

 

[Decalcomania]

I have an Idiot Survival Kit, but it doesn't seem to be doing much good for me.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm book of eli... its about post apocalypse~ And that main character guy is awesome xD

 

[renano]

We shall spin zombies~

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm i guess that would ruin them for a bit? xD

 

[DavRoc777]

Spin them on a super fast carousel ~

 

[renano]

Dizzy Punch...~

Teeter Dance...~

 

[Ralium]

hi everybody,it seems no one is here,hopefully the zombies didn't take over the thread.

 

[Decalcomania]

That's quite an understatement for someone like me.

 

[Fall]

what would be worse...
1. That moment when you realize that you are surrounded by zombies and are about to be eaten alive.
2. Waking up to realize that you became a zombie with your mind is still intact, but you're suddenly hit with an unbearable craving for fresh human flesh.

 

[Decalcomania]

The first one.

 

[renano]

The first one as well...

Yay~ I'm a zombie~

 

[lintox]

Well, obviously the first one ^^

 

[renano]

And lintox returns...

/me thought he was eaten already

 

[lintox]

Well my computer broke, leaving me all alone in this strange world, so, i steal my friend s ^^

 

[renano]

And so says the mighty lintox~

Will you be writing a 'how I died' story as well?

 

[lintox]

Well, how i died? Something like that :

After finally arrived at the ancient school where i was hoping to find my friend, i just find nobody.. alive.
But i didn t lose hope, i startmaking my own base to survive, waiting for them..
But day after day, nobody came... to forget the fact that i was alone, i start talking to myself, and wow, i didn t know i was so boring..
It didn t take me too long before i start being mad, talking to wall or tree, and they didn t answer me!
After a long time, i finally understand that the only people i could find here were the hungry ones behind those walls...
So, i take my stuff and go talk with them, hopefully they ll welcome me with a big smile.

 

[renano]

[MENTION=8332]samyeung46[/MENTION] by lintox 'How I Died' story

After finally arrived at the ancient school where i was hoping to find my friend, i just find nobody.. alive.
But i didn t lose hope, i startmaking my own base to survive, waiting for them..
But day after day, nobody came... to forget the fact that i was alone, i start talking to myself, and wow, i didn t know i was so boring..
It didn t take me too long before i start being mad, talking to wall or tree, and they didn t answer me!
After a long time, i finally understand that the only people i could find here were the hungry ones behind those walls...
So, i take my stuff and go talk with them, hopefully they ll welcome me with a big smile.

Your ending is... very amusing. It's dark humor.

 

[SainTPrimE]

Oh.. Now we are making how we died?

 

[lintox]

I try to make this the best i can, happy to see you liked it ^^