What is the first thing you do when you wake up?

Check the weather. I'm scared of the rain so I need to prepare myself for what's to come.
 
See if the Twitch steamers I found recently are streaming. :goodtea:
 
I usually reach slowly across the bed, gently push the hair from in front of my wife's eyes, brush her lips with a light kiss and ask her "do you wanna fool around?". Then I spend the next few hours trying to recover from the rejection. :)
 

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A given mission, mechanical assault, manufactured devotion.
Red eyes, an upside-down form. Even the twisted shape was made to be that way.
No matter how cruel the slaughter, worse than a demon's,
or how gentle the kindness, greater than an angel's,
a machine has neither will nor madness—only code, and a few bugs.
So why, then, does it feel so unbearably sad?
eatch wrote on Lebedev's profile.