What is the first thing you do when you wake up?

Looking at the window curtains too see if it's still light outside or dark...
 
I made a deal with myself that I'll only hit the snooze button once and then get up when the alarm goes off. I didn't actually get up until after the third time i hit the snooze.
 
Wish that the alarm would get the hint and stop being annoying.
 
Forgot to close my curtains last night. The first thing i did this morning was hiss at the vile sunlight pouring into my room.
 
I hit the snooze button a few too many times this morning.
 
If I don't keep hitting the snooze button for about an hour, I go out and buy something for breakfast (usually bread, toasts and/or bread pudding). Otherwise, I take a bath and go to work.
 
I walked around the house like a zombie for a while before i realized that i was awake.
 
Wonder if I really slept at all...restless dreams...
 
I tell the birds to stop chirping and singing. (I actually don't like the sound of birds...) XD
 
I stumble across the room and look out the window to see how the weather is.
 
I turn off my alarm clock. Throw it on the floor and fall right back to sleep.
 

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A given mission, mechanical assault, manufactured devotion.
Red eyes, an upside-down form. Even the twisted shape was made to be that way.
No matter how cruel the slaughter, worse than a demon's,
or how gentle the kindness, greater than an angel's,
a machine has neither will nor madness—only code, and a few bugs.
So why, then, does it feel so unbearably sad?