The Vending Machine

[raiderx]

You have gained a corrupted file
*insert coin*

 

[IwantPedobearToo]

You get a collection of filesonic links.

* IwantPedobearToo throws coins on the floor since his vending machine apperantly broke

 

[raiderx]

You have gained a new vending machine!
*Vending machine rises from the ground*

*Inserts coin*

 

[Shir0]

A mechanic comes out of a manhole to repair the old vending machine, but he takes the new one with him~

/me inserts coins*

 

[raiderx]

Coins drops out

*Inserts coin again*

 

[IwantPedobearToo]

You get mechanic which takes away the public vending machine.

*Throws coins into my private machine*

 

[raiderx]

You have gained a cola~
*Cola seems somehow heavy*
*opens*
*Full of coins*

*Pours coins into vending machine*

 

[unownHGSS]

You get a Maneki Neko :o

/me inserts a few rupees

 

[raiderx]

Please insert more coins~

*Inserts coin*

 

[Shir0]

you get some headphones

/me inserts a mechanic*

 

[unownHGSS]

You get a fairy in a bottle!

/me inserts coins

 

[Shir0]

/me releases fairy~ :3

You get a mysterious key.

/me inserts coins*

 

[unownHGSS]

Why..would you release a fairy ;~;
You get a lunchbox filled with omelet rice :o

/me inserts a few coins

 

[IwantPedobearToo]

You get some wierd substance with a sign saying "food".

*Inserts 1BYR (= 0,01 cents)

 

[unownHGSS]

You get nothing but dust..

/me inserts a gold coin

 

[IwantPedobearToo]

You get a 10BYR note :P

* IwantPedobearToo inserts dust

 

[Maav]

You get a lottery ticket.
Oh wait, it's from two years ago. Too bad.

* Maav inserts a coin

 

[IwantPedobearToo]

You get a bottle full of air.

* Inserts a HDD full of questionable content

 

[Maav]

You get arrested on a CP accusation.

* Inserts a HDD with data, but without any pr0n on it, probably the only one like this in the world

 

[IwantPedobearToo]

You get my HDD :D

* Inserts the indictment paper

 

[unownHGSS]

You get a trojan horse >_>

/me inserts coins

 

[IwantPedobearToo]

You get a MU premium acc valid until 1.8.12

* Inserts coins

 

[Maav]

I took a bit to notice that. :P

You get... Coins. How lame.

* Inserts silver coins

 

[unownHGSS]

Your silver coins get eaten and you get copper coins in return ._.

/me inserts coin

 

[Maav]

You get a genetically-engineered catgirl.

* Inserts copper coins