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[Arylin]

Site still looks messed up to me.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

When the wind blew the wig off of her head, I realized that I’m really attracted to bald women.

 

[Arylin]

Does randomness in random impose order?

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Excuse me, officer. Where is the nearest police box? I need to call the police because some man just called me fat.

 

[Arylin]

Nights are getting longer...

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Nights aren't the only thing getting longer.

 

[Arylin]

Sleeping isn't getting longer.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I am a resident of planet Earth. Welcome to the party.

 

[Arylin]

Good night!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

When I dropped a bamboo arrow in the pond, God came out of it and asked me, "Did you drop this bamboo arrow or this gold arrow?" So I answered honestly, "I dropped the bamboo arrow, but I want the gold arrow, too."

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Im sure they could spare a gold arrow or two =/

 

[Arylin]

A kitty randomly found in the wild!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Medical science is always discovering new medications. Just yesterday, my doctor gave me a pill that makes it so I can wash dishes.

 

[Arylin]

I had a great idea; too bad I forgot about it.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Does the land I purchased on the Moon have an address? I want to mail myself some oxygen tanks.

 

[Arylin]

It's cold out there; why is the air conditioning on here?

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I plan to go buy furniture for my new house this weekend.

 

[Arylin]

Somewhere, someone got somewhere somehow.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I have an important matter to attend to so I will not be able to work tomorrow.

 

[Arylin]

Sometimes the bad ending is just what's needed.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

A while ago I saw a shiba inu drinking coffee like a human at a cafe.

 

[Arylin]

In Soviet Russia, coffee drinks shiba inu.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The doctor told me that it’s important to exercise regularly to maintain your physical health, but he is so fat.

 

[Arylin]

Do as I say, not as I do.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

He didn't show up for his shift, and he doesn't answer his phone when I call him...