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When the wind blew the wig off of her head, I realized that I’m really attracted to bald women.
 
Excuse me, officer. Where is the nearest police box? I need to call the police because some man just called me fat.
 
When I dropped a bamboo arrow in the pond, God came out of it and asked me, "Did you drop this bamboo arrow or this gold arrow?" So I answered honestly, "I dropped the bamboo arrow, but I want the gold arrow, too."
 
Medical science is always discovering new medications. Just yesterday, my doctor gave me a pill that makes it so I can wash dishes.
 
I had a great idea; too bad I forgot about it. :reallyconfused:
 
Does the land I purchased on the Moon have an address? I want to mail myself some oxygen tanks.
 
It's cold out there; why is the air conditioning on here? :goodtea:
 
I have an important matter to attend to so I will not be able to work tomorrow.
 
Sometimes the bad ending is just what's needed. :goodtea:
 
The doctor told me that it’s important to exercise regularly to maintain your physical health, but he is so fat.
 
He didn't show up for his shift, and he doesn't answer his phone when I call him...
 

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