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[CowSlayer69]

Even for people who aren’t nerds, using uppercase letters on the internet is equivalent to shouting.

 

[Arylin]

Freedom granted under coercion.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I won this bacon keychain when I took first prize in the bacon costume competition.

 

[Arylin]

Banned, as expected.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I'm fine with dictionary form, but I have trouble with conjugated form.

 

[Arylin]

Slice and dice everything nice!

 

[CowSlayer69]

Terrorists generally fall under two categories according to how they treat hostages: the friendly kind and the unfriendly kind.

 

[Arylin]

Big sweaty men thrusting long hard torpedoes into tubes...

 

[CowSlayer69]

We practiced how to use chopsticks at school today.

 

[Arylin]

Plans upon plans upon plans...

 

[CowSlayer69]

Arylin, do you know the formula to find the area of a scalene triangle?

 

[Arylin]

It's been decades since I had to figure that one out.

 

[CowSlayer69]

That's very unfortunate, Arylin.

 

[Arylin]

Aye, but my job doesn't need it anyway.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My son is still an elementary school kid, but he is studying high grade mathematics at a cram school.

 

[Anayomex]

stepping right on the husk

 

[CowSlayer69]

My father is a master of sugar sculptures.

 

[Arylin]

Random chance wasn't so random after all.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Most drinkers think that their drinking is fine.

 

[Arylin]

The cycle cycles cycles infinitely.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I have no money and I can't buy a chair, so I use eight books as a chair instead.

 

[Arylin]

I hunger, and snacks must be found soon.

 

[CowSlayer69]

On the first day of the sale, the mall became super crowded, like it was some kind of battle royal.

 

[Arylin]

Tracing those last holdouts is annoying.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I couldn't stand the domestic violence, so I left home.