[LPW #195] Porn

[Umbra Mortis]

Givvivvivuivuyvu

 

[CowSlayer69]

How can I be taller than 6.5 feet like NBA players? I'm 6 feet now and I want to go beyond 6.5.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

NBA eolf

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

How can I be taller than 6.5 feet like NBA players? I'm 6 feet now and I want to go beyond 6.5.

Break a leg, literally.

By that, I mean they'd have to literally break apart your leg bones and surgically extend them. Not recommended, since it'll only make your bones weaker and prone to fracture.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Break a one

 

[CowSlayer69]

I've been constipated. I haven't pooped in a week!

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

I've been constipated. I haven't pooped in a week!

It's gonna be so big, it'll literally rip apart your butthole. Drink a laxative.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I wonder what the porn addicts did during the site's downtime.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Porn of food

 

[CowSlayer69]

My non-existent wife wants me to leave my non-existent work early and take the non-existent dog for a walk today.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Porn and new supervisor for the rest of the day I need to get a new supervisor

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

I wonder what the porn addicts did during the site's downtime.

Actually consuming the porns they've collected. Instead of just downloading and left them on the backburner.

Although, its mostly because they don't even have the time for porn. When you've been working multiple shifts between different jobs for the entire day, you just want to hit the bed. Too dead tired to even fap.

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

My non-existent wife wants me to leave my non-existent work early and take the non-existent dog for a walk today.

Grog can be your digital waifu...

Yeah, no. Let's not get down that road... even perverts are not that desperate.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Jelly roll the mom

 

[CowSlayer69]

There is a rumor that Leggy manipulates everyone behind the scenes.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Leggy is pretty much just for me