[LPW #195] Porn

[Umbra Mortis]

Givvivvivuivuyvu

 

[Deleted member 262447]

How can I be taller than 6.5 feet like NBA players? I'm 6 feet now and I want to go beyond 6.5.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

NBA eolf

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

How can I be taller than 6.5 feet like NBA players? I'm 6 feet now and I want to go beyond 6.5.

Break a leg, literally.

By that, I mean they'd have to literally break apart your leg bones and surgically extend them. Not recommended, since it'll only make your bones weaker and prone to fracture.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Break a one

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I've been constipated. I haven't pooped in a week!

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

I've been constipated. I haven't pooped in a week!

It's gonna be so big, it'll literally rip apart your butthole. Drink a laxative.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I wonder what the porn addicts did during the site's downtime.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Porn of food

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My non-existent wife wants me to leave my non-existent work early and take the non-existent dog for a walk today.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Porn and new supervisor for the rest of the day I need to get a new supervisor

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

I wonder what the porn addicts did during the site's downtime.

Actually consuming the porns they've collected. Instead of just downloading and left them on the backburner.

Although, its mostly because they don't even have the time for porn. When you've been working multiple shifts between different jobs for the entire day, you just want to hit the bed. Too dead tired to even fap.

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

My non-existent wife wants me to leave my non-existent work early and take the non-existent dog for a walk today.

Grog can be your digital waifu...

Yeah, no. Let's not get down that road... even perverts are not that desperate.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Jelly roll the mom

 

[Deleted member 262447]

There is a rumor that Leggy manipulates everyone behind the scenes.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Leggy is pretty much just for me

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Since being designated as editor of the book, I've been feeling overworked.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Peggy said she was going through my phone

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I like him, but I don't like any of his clothes.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Amy our store

 

[Deleted member 262447]

There are dirty clothes scattered all over the floor in my room. Even if I cleaned them up, it would just get messy again the next day.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Did you get the chance

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

There are dirty clothes scattered all over the floor in my room. Even if I cleaned them up, it would just get messy again the next day.

I always throw my dirty clothes immediately to the washing machine and let them sit there until they piled up. That way, you don't need a laundry bag / basket.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Hell yeah and you can just get back

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The training to become a burglar is as hard as boot camp.