[LPW #195] Porn

[Umbra Mortis]

Givvivvivuivuyvu

 

[CowSlayer69]

How can I be taller than 6.5 feet like NBA players? I'm 6 feet now and I want to go beyond 6.5.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

NBA eolf

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

How can I be taller than 6.5 feet like NBA players? I'm 6 feet now and I want to go beyond 6.5.

Break a leg, literally.

By that, I mean they'd have to literally break apart your leg bones and surgically extend them. Not recommended, since it'll only make your bones weaker and prone to fracture.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Break a one

 

[CowSlayer69]

I've been constipated. I haven't pooped in a week!

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

I've been constipated. I haven't pooped in a week!

It's gonna be so big, it'll literally rip apart your butthole. Drink a laxative.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I wonder what the porn addicts did during the site's downtime.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Porn of food

 

[CowSlayer69]

My non-existent wife wants me to leave my non-existent work early and take the non-existent dog for a walk today.