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[LPW #195] Porn
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Break a leg, literally.
By that, I mean they'd have to literally break apart your leg bones and surgically extend them. Not recommended, since it'll only make your bones weaker and prone to fracture.
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It's gonna be so big, it'll literally rip apart your butthole. Drink a laxative.
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My non-existent wife wants me to leave my non-existent work early and take the non-existent dog for a walk today.
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Porn and new supervisor for the rest of the day I need to get a new supervisor
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Actually consuming the porns they've collected. Instead of just downloading and left them on the backburner.
Although, its mostly because they don't even have the time for porn. When you've been working multiple shifts between different jobs for the entire day, you just want to hit the bed. Too dead tired to even fap.
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Grog can be your digital waifu...
Yeah, no. Let's not get down that road... even perverts are not that desperate.
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Since being designated as editor of the book, I've been feeling overworked.
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There are dirty clothes scattered all over the floor in my room. Even if I cleaned them up, it would just get messy again the next day.
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I always throw my dirty clothes immediately to the washing machine and let them sit there until they piled up. That way, you don't need a laundry bag / basket.
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