[LPW #193] This Is Magic

[Umbra Mortis]

I had a fart.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I have a fresh red hot chili pepper but I want powdered chili pepper and I'm not sure how to do that.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I had bacon.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I really like Kyoto's scenery.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The moon drinls

 

[Deleted member 262447]

We can overlook the beautiful valley from the onsen's bath huts.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Stupid machine.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

A commemoration exhibition is planned 50 years after their death.

 

[BaiserDeezLight]

I pee'd in reverse.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The Himalayan Mountain range is rich with a wide variety of nature.

 

[BaiserDeezLight]

I sleep vertically.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Cowslayer is magic.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

In order to root out crime, I think we should restore all the brutal punishments, like burning people at the stake.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Crime is named Rolf.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

To compensate for the empty spot, I joined the bowling game.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Bowling for noses.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I'm bottling maple syrup.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

My phone is caledd/

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The amount of yakuza who have side jobs has been increasing lately.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Funny cows get drunk

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Well, it's about time that the potatoes should be cooked through.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Funny midgets are dead.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I update the total download rankings for popular apps everyday on this site.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I dated a gnome.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I wrote a song to summon the spirits of the dead.