[LPW #193] This Is Magic

[Deleted member 262447]

My kid was really looking forward to the kindergarten sleepover, but he got a cold and I just made him take antibiotics. So, sadly, he'll be absent tonight.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Dad was named me.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I've recently been playing a game called Katamari Damacy.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I played with Rolf.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

When I opened the window there was a pleasant, cool breeze and the beautiful sound of a piano.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf is the cow.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

In a wild voice he proclaimed that he was totally "pissed off" at his wife for "pissing" on his face every night while he was sleeping.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I want to sleep.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Thanks to everyone, we could go to the quarter-finals of the Japan National High School Baseball Tournament held in Koshien stadium.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I made it to this forum to post.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The doorbell rang while he was in the middle of pooping and he rushed to the door without wiping his butt.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I hate christmas.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Everyone in that village died from the plague.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Everyone was named Rolf.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The arm‐wrestling challenger crushed an apple in his right hand, showing off the strength of his right hand.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The Batman was named

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My business is doing well so I finally feel satisfied.

 

[El Psy Kongroo]

Congrats Umbra

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The cow business has failed.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The water in the pond was green yesterday, but it's totally cleared up now. What happened?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The pond is where people bathe.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

It seems that my uncle shook a tree with a beehive in it because he had never been stung by a bee and wanted to try it out.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The kid stole his head.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I'm looking for a job as the clerk of a trading company.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

That trading company is owned by Nazz.