[LPW #193] This Is Magic

[CowSlayer69]

I saw some green basilisk lizards, known as Jesus lizards, in a marsh in Costa Rica.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Happy Rolf year.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My son suffers from a skin disease.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

That turns him into a you.

 

[CowSlayer69]

She was tightly clutching her handkerchief throughout the friendly talk with the teacher on parent's day.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I made a mac and cow.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My garden is covered in fallen leaves.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Fa;een faopemff

 

[Deleted member 406696]

Conflict stasis.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Thor rides around in a car with Nioelp

 

[CowSlayer69]

When I worked in a mine, I always had back pain.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I worked at Macys for 60 years with no pay.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I know I have to work my hardest to catch up with everyone, but it's difficult.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Working means that I own you.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I saw a yokai kick a fairy.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I saw a fairy lick a yokai.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Right before the doctor diagnosed me with cancer, a nurse glanced over her shoulder at me.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I got ass cancer.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I can't drink because I get drunk easily, so it would be nice if we didn't split the alcohol bill.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I get drunk off cows.

 

[CowSlayer69]

We waited quietly until the tempura was deep fried.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Are the Eat

 

[CowSlayer69]

They were tied with chains so they wouldn't escape.

 

[Deleted member 367853]

There is no end though there is a start in space. --- Infinity

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I want to wear a Rolf.