[LPW #193] This Is Magic

Umbra Mortis

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I missed the perfect shot when my husband sneezed.
 
You shouldn't just study black magic, but white magic too!
 
One day I saw a small hole in the ceiling, then later I found out that I had a stalker who would occasionally peep at me through the hole from my attic.
 
In the time of the Roman Empire, the emperor was keeping an eye on the village people.
 
"The goat of hardship knows no boundaries, for its name is life."
 
Lately, I've been eating cheese that can be split (AKA string cheese) every morning.
 
I heard that the cause of that child's serious injury was a banana peel.
 
The crowd broke out in laughter when the little boy started imitating Justin Bieber.
 
After a long time we eventually succeeded in finding the pistol that was used for the crime.
 
The fortuneteller predicted that I would receive the scholarship and she was right.
 
I dislocated my left shoulder when I was doing conveyance work.
 
I participated in the discussion about salary cuts and the reduction of pensions.
 

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