[LPW #193] This Is Magic

[Umbra Mortis]

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1. No multiple posts.
2. Post #242 will win the LPW.
3. The winner can create a new LPW or pass the honor to another member.​

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I missed the perfect shot when my husband sneezed.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I kissed you

 

[Deleted member 262447]

You shouldn't just study black magic, but white magic too!

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Studying cows is better.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

One day I saw a small hole in the ceiling, then later I found out that I had a stalker who would occasionally peep at me through the hole from my attic.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I will peep everyday/

 

[Deleted member 262447]

In the time of the Roman Empire, the emperor was keeping an eye on the village people.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

"The goat of hardship knows no boundaries, for its name is life."

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Lately, I've been eating cheese that can be split (AKA string cheese) every morning.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

How about cutting the cheese every morning

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I heard that the cause of that child's serious injury was a banana peel.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

In the old country, I heard that bananas eat people.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The crowd broke out in laughter when the little boy started imitating Justin Bieber.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I'm wearing flannel.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

After a long time we eventually succeeded in finding the pistol that was used for the crime.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf has cows

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The fortuneteller predicted that I would receive the scholarship and she was right.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I want to marry and man named Flor.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I dislocated my left shoulder when I was doing conveyance work.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Moe this cow.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I participated in the discussion about salary cuts and the reduction of pensions.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

CoSl is the mow

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My father stuck to his beliefs until the end.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

My father doesn't love me as his name is Cow.