[LPW #192] Bacon

[Deleted member 262447]

Why is the fake name for prostitutes, hostesses, and geisha called a "Genji name?"

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Why do people scream for ice cream?

 

[Deleted member 262447]

In that era, all liars were to be burned.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

All lies are from cows.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Is it okay if I open this package at the stroke of midnight?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I stroke my cat at midnight.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I wanted to be blonde so I bleached my hair with Coca-Cola.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I wanted CowSlayer to say that coke is good.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

coke is good

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Sniffing coke is great.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

He cleaned the blood off his fist with his handkerchief.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Kevin was named Rolf.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My motto is, "I will not tell a lie."

 

[Umbra Mortis]

You just told one.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Rock climbing is what I live for.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The Rock is a rock.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Hotaru sets impossible tasks for any man who wants to marry her.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I am that man.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

It seems that a magnitude 7 earthquake occurred on Mars. Scary!

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I ate a begal

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My daughter has become old enough to get married, but seems to have absolutely no desire to do so, saying that she'd rather focus on her career.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

We got married and had a kid named kid,

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I never felt ashamed about the withdrawal of the troops.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I heard the I heard that.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I completely lost motivation, as the president denied everything I do.