[LPW #192] Bacon

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Kevin is in a rock band,

 

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I'd rather be a cat than a princess.

 

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Xioliop

 

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When I was saying my wedding vows I knew I was marrying the wrong man.

 

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I was that man.

 

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Chopping down trees can cause soil erosion.

 

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The soil is a pokemon

 

[CowSlayer69]

Where should I throw away old antiseptics?

 

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Kevin Bacon

 

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The west coast of Suruga Bay is called Takono Bay.

 

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Kevin joined the eds.

 

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My Nintendo DS, which I had been using with great care, finally broke.

 

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Old Man Slayer asked for my DS.

 

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I am responsible for this failure of neglecting to check it.

 

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Money is useless.

 

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It was funny that when they tried to invade our village high atop the mountain, the entire enemy camp got altitude sickness.

 

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I once saw the enemy where a Rolf face mask.

 

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My sister is anorexic and when wearing her mourning dress, she looked even skinnier.

 

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Eating your sister was so good.

 

[CowSlayer69]

The 40-year-old Google worker was so humble that he called himself a relic from another age, which really isn't true at all.

 

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Work is used for booth

 

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I like sitting on the beach and watching the waves break on the shore.

 

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Sitting on your feet is fun.

 

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I didn't go to high school because my family life was complicated at the time.

 

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High school of the shepherd.