[LPW #192] Bacon

[Umbra Mortis]

That ranch is in debt.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My dad forbids me from going out after 9 p.m.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Your dad is a dad.

 

[CowSlayer69]

When a yakuza told me that the change I gave him was 100 yen short, I felt an incredible amount of fear.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I heard that the man was a man.

 

[CowSlayer69]

It's important to reflect on the past, but I think it's even more important to think about the future.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The past is about beating up fat tures.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Reading books will enrich your mind. You should try it some time.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

They threw the book at you.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I got a temporary job as a counselor for pregnant women.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

That job was for a woman named

 

[CowSlayer69]

I'm dating a girl who has two reproductive organs.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

A girl dumped me for a cow.

 

[CowSlayer69]

The temporary workers are worried about being fired simultaneously in the recession.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Ny vest friend

 

[CowSlayer69]

I expertly dodged a spray of bullets.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I want a Rolf

 

[CowSlayer69]

I drank and compared different types of coffee.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I drank cuz I was depressed.

 

[CowSlayer69]

These shoes look cute, but they make my feet sweaty and stinky.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Stinky feet are great.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Drinking alcohol with someone you don't like at a dinner party is a much more tedious task than recording the proceedings of a meeting.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf got drunk and joined the army.

 

[CowSlayer69]

A ball was hit between the second baseman and the shortstop, and both outfield positions are still vacant.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The ball was my ball.