LPW#188 100 Coffee's Or Else

[Umbra Mortis]

Coffee is a drug

 

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Goody! Look what's coming back!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

"I had a dream where I retired early and played video games all day, every day."
"They say dreams reflect your desires. That must be what you desire."

 

[Umbra Mortis]

CoffeeSlayer69

 

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The man inside the Nicholas Cage puppet!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

In Japan, March is graduation season.

 

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[Umbra Mortis]

I eat hummm,

 

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Well, now this is different.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

If I get paid properly I don't mind working overtime.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Overtime is when you eat fudge made out of toe nails.

 

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[Deleted member 262447]

Workers caught eating CowSlayer69's bacon without permission are automatically fired.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Hate lag spikes

 

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[Deleted member 262447]

A buddy of mine was bragging that he dug a hundred meter deep pit over the weekend.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

What would Rolf say if he met the frank?

 

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This is cute!

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Coffee car/

 

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How to tell it's a warm day.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Animals have an instinctive fear of fire, but CowSlayer69 was an exception.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Cow is woc

 

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[Umbra Mortis]

Hate windows 11

 

[Deleted member 262447]

There's a guy manipulating the news on purpose.