[LPW # 183] Unicorns!

[Leggy]

I done graduated sixth grade. Now I'm a scientist.

 

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Whenever I'm happy, I always think it would be nice if I could stop time.

 

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The teacher had only been gone for five minutes, but the university students had completely trashed the classroom.

 

[Leggy]

Not surprising; most animals do poorly on IQ tests.

 

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I want to be able to manipulate cats' minds as much as I want.

 

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Leggy is a man the whole world envies.

 

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Over the past five years, my daily amount of alcohol has been increasing.

 

[Leggy]

Hip Hop superstar Coolio is dead at 59. RIP :(

In his memory, here's his hit, Gangsta's Paradise.

 

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If you would please write your first and last name on the waiver, we will proceed with shooting an apple off of your head with a cannon.

 

[Leggy]

Lions lose.

 

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Jello is really disgusting. There should be a picture of a skull and crossbones on the label.

 

[Leggy]

If Jello fired a gun at you, would that be a Jello shot?

 

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Imagine if cows could fly. Wouldn't you be jealous of them? I mean, if a cow can fly, any old thing should be able to, right?

 

[Leggy]

 

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I still don't understand why Japan Post needed to change from government management to private management.

 

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I was interviewed by a talking dog about the Comecon convention I attended last week. He was so insulting.

 

[Leggy]

Random music video.

Hippie super music. ;)

 

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I already have nothing to lose.

 

[Leggy]

Tim Burton's latest project. Looks interesting.

 

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Someone who laughs over radicals will eventually cry over radicals.

 

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