[LPW # 183] Unicorns!

[Deleted member 262447]

Peanut butter was invented by a black person named George Washington Carver.

 

[Leggy]

The peanut butter and jelly sandwich was invented in 1901. (Why didn't they get the Nobel Prize for that?)

Peanut Butter And Jelly Day is April 2.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I'm gonna master the way of sword in Hokkaido.

 

[Leggy]

Like this?

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I want to buy toilet paper, meat, vegetables, and soy sauce on the same day.

 

[Leggy]

That doesn't sound like very good sandwich.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My doctor advised me to lead a regular life and eat regularly, so I'm working hard on that.

 

[Leggy]

It's been raining all day long.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

You don't need to request Spider-Man's assistance.

 

[Leggy]

Daylight Savings changed the time last night. It is now 2023.

Wait... is that how Daylight Savings works?

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Aokigahara's Jukai is a terrifying place to live.

 

[Leggy]

Interesting cover of the classic 90's dance song.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

There are a great number of people who disagree with my proposal that everyone in this country must wear the same pants.

 

[Leggy]

Must be big pants.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I made a phone call to Quentin Tarantino seeking help to increase my YouTube view counts.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Leggy Pants

 

[Leggy]

Pants... okay...

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Diabetes is one of the diseases that obesity can cause.

 

[Leggy]

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My neighbor keeps tossing the dead birds that he shoots into my pond.

 

[Leggy]

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Is it just a coincidence that my personal debt shot past $5 million when America's foreign debt shot past $500 billion?

 

[Leggy]

Mmmmm... Money...

 

[Deleted member 262447]

At the airport, they searched me for hidden drugs.

 

[Leggy]

A fish dinner would be nice.