Corrupt a Wish

[Ghost Kitty~]

Granted~ But they all turn to word games~

I wish i could have clones to help with stuff~

 

[Anayomex]

Granted but you have to pay enormous amount of money.

I wish to stop dreaming.

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, but the next time you fall asleep you'll never wake up.

I wish people would participate in the Vending Machine game

 

[T-ELOS]

Granted, but so many people participate the forum explodes

I wish I could get my college degree without having to take all these classes

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Granted~ But you might not be getting a job~

I wish i could watch more anime in a day :/

 

[T-ELOS]

Granted, but you are stuck in the same day for the rest of your life

I wish All this snow would go away :/

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Granted but its going to hail instead :/

I wish humans didnt have so many needs~

 

[T-ELOS]

Granted, everyone is a zombie now

I wish everyone nation could peacefully coexist

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Granted but there is no longer any interactions between each~

I wish for a shiny stick~

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, but it blinds you permanently.

I wish you had a wish.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Granted~ But you have to find the genie first~

I wish the monkey didnt steal the lamp~

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, but you become the monkey.

I wish the lurkers around here would make accounts.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Granted but theyre all invisible~

I wish the limitations were lowered~

 

[MoodWhiplash]

granted, but anarchy ensues.

I wish you knew what you were doing.

 

[Anayomex]

Granted but you will get a wrong idea

I wish 1 million posts

 

[MoodWhiplash]

granted, but then ASF shuts down forever

I wish pigs could fly

 

[Anayomex]

granted, but then you cannot cath and eat them

I wish for winning lottery

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, but you waste all the money on booze.

I wish it would snow

 

[Anayomex]

Granted, but it will never stop

I wish for a new PC

 

[T-ELOS]

Granted, but it's Windows 8

I wish for a good New Year

 

[MoodWhiplash]

granted, but you'll have bad luck for the next 10 years

I wish for a new good MMO

 

[T-ELOS]

Granted, but it has a $1,000 monthly fee

I wish that animals could talk

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, but they all have coprolalia.

I wish the next wish gets corrupted.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Granted but it already was~

I wish the poison would wear off faster~

 

[Anayomex]

Granted but it will never reach zero

I wish to have a super powers