Corrupt a Wish

[Anayomex]

Granted. Everyone gains a good health and fortune but the humans starts becoming like a dolls.

I wish that pen wouldn't run out of ink.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Granted but now it overflows~

I wish to learn how to cook :/

 

[Anayomex]

Granted but now you cook every day.

I wish to understand more things.

 

[MikuMere]

Granted, but they will be hardest ones available for rest of your life.

I wish I could own every single games made on Super Nintendo.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Granted, but you will never have a super nintendo to play them on.

I wish there was a better way to write =/

 

[Dark Angel]

Granted, i will bestow you magic to make you an awesome writer!

I wish i could have a chance to go back again when i was a child...

 

[srebro]

Granted. Your mental age has been reset to that of a 5 year old, but you are still stuck in the body of an adult.

It's the thought that counts.

I wish I could breath underwater

 

[dragoman x]

Granted,but you are still susceptible to implosion and most importantly...Sharks!

I wish i could be able to evade all sorts of taxes successfully

 

[srebro]

Granted but now you live in the jungle with no one around and no tax liabilities.

I wish I had more butter for my bread

 

[Onegai]

Granted, but you will suffer in bread allergy.

I wish I could turn to be a Japanese.

 

[thebigbos]

Granted, but you'll speak chinese only.

I wish i had a car.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Granted, but you can't refill the car's gas.

I wish for a life time supply of cheeseburgers