Chopstick Hairpiece Contest [CLOSED]

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm appears for a post... and time to go again... >.<

 

[renano]

Hmm appears for a post... and time to go again... >.<

NO! D:

/me glomps Sam and ties him up

Kore kara... issho ni~ Zutto~

 

[Vietx2k]

Gum, umm i always have a container of Mentos Gum in my car. Not a fruity gum chewer i guess. So gum, dont care for the sugar in there lol.

Hold on, lemmi record myself falling down for you. Gimme a second. Might take some attempts until i see one that looks legit.

Sam... You Weeabooo

 

[renano]

^

You're really collapsing? xD

Mentos. Haven't tried it yet.

Sam-sama!~ Wasurenai de kudasai!

 

[Vietx2k]

Human's tend to hold back when harming one self. What a weak fool i am. i need your assistance for this Collapsing Process.

 

[renano]

My assistance?

/me places Viet on a skateboard and knocks him over

Usually, standing on unbalanced semi-dangerous things make people fall.

 

[Decalcomania]

I should skateboard again. It's been years since I did...

 

[Vietx2k]

but first reaction is to save myself. I've tryed to do 1 last handstand at the gym's studio once. REaction when i was about to fall backwards? land on my feet the wrong way and rolled it pretty bad. foot was purple for a month or so. goodtimes. haha this was like 2 months ago too .____. damn haha

 

[Decalcomania]

Viet, if you bend your knees while on the skateboard, you have a lesser chance of falling.

 

[renano]

/me takes notes about Nero's tips

 

[Vietx2k]

oh i know. talking to someone who owned Tony Hawk Pro Skater for the N64. Best learning experience.

Anyways the point is to make myself "collapse" for Renano's entertainment. But i am too weak. For i have reaction skills to try to save my life. Asking renano if she can assist me in the collapsing process.

 

[Decalcomania]

Don't you dare capitalize her username. It's far too weird looking.

And you should fall onto some mats.

 

[renano]

Back flips maybe?

Cart wheels?

 

[Decalcomania]

I used to roundoff backflip.

 

[Vietx2k]

I used to be able to clime the narrow hall's wall and feel like spilter cell. now i just fall. and heavy. hmmm haha

 

[renano]

/me has no such skill or stealth

/me casually watches instead

 

[Decalcomania]

/me isn't flexible anymore.

Curse my joints.

 

[renano]

There's a show called 'Ninja Warrior'.

 

[Decalcomania]

I've seen that quite a few times when looking for something to watch on TV. I was uninterested after I saw one of the guys fall into the water.

Ninjas do not fall in water, nor do they have gigantic biceps.

 

[Vietx2k]

indeed. i believe a contestant that's a firemen/ with 3% body fat/ muscular mofo always completes haha

 

[Decalcomania]

Ninjas in America: Giant Hulk men.

Ninjas in Japan: Stealthy, short men.

 

[Vietx2k]

i want to see someone in Japan Compete in this outfit.

 

[renano]

^

I saw that before. Bunch of 'hahahas' then 'so cool'~ (my reaction)

Iron Chef America~

 

[Decalcomania]

Thank you, Viet onii-chan.

Now I see Miku Hatsune as a guy who breakdances in the rain.

 

[Vietx2k]

It's from this music video lol