[LPW #186] Who Tao?

[Leggy]

A taco with a bacon shell.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I wanted to sleep so that I could be ready for my night shift, but I couldn't because the trains were too noisy.

 

[Leggy]

 

[Deleted member 262447]

When he demanded money from me I told him to kiss my ass. Then I was beaten up and he forcibly stole the money from my wallet.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Skies are made of nose hairs.

 

[Leggy]

A history lesson!

Everything you need to know about ancient Egypt!

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Cow tacos........

 

[Leggy]

Cows tacos? Is that anything like cow pies?

[MENTION=1808]Shine[/MENTION]; The old LPW has finished. Would you kindly close it, and do the sticky details for the LPWs? Thanks!

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Cow bell tacos

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I got carried away by the warm spring weather and fell asleep before I knew it.

 

[Leggy]

Cow bell tacos

You get them from Ta-Cow Bell.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Is it any better than Moodonald's?

 

[Leggy]

I'd like that one, if my like button was working. ;)

Cow in a restaurant.

Must not have been happy with the service.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Cows come from South Park

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I'm writing a story right now. It's about a sad guy who is obsessed with puppies.

 

[Leggy]

Hmmm... "puppies" is a slang term for women's bosoms. Most guys are obsessed with... well, you know...

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Leggy needs a dog.

 

[Leggy]

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Movies about killer cows from clown collage

 

[Leggy]

Not a lot of people know this, but instead of turtles, it was originally going to be Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Ninja Leggy

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter is a famous Japanese legend.

 

[Leggy]

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Im sure theres some that get back up to crash again another day

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Mops are made from Leggy