You Might Be An Otaku If...

[Kami~Nii~sama]

You might be an Otaku if you play too much Eroge.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You might be an otaku if you start hallucinating anime characters on the street

 

[chamelot]

you might be an otaku if you love 2D girl rather than 3D girl

 

[k0um3i]

you might be an otaku when you can understand the beauty of 2D

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You might be an otaku if you like 2D more than 4D

 

[alexsdu]

4D? How?!

You might be an otaku if you are place among top posters in several anime/manga/game forums.

 

[Beovle]

if you want to suicide when you see a fat cosplayer cosplaying your fav chara

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

4D is the dimension we live in (depth, length, height, time) XD basically like anime more than real life
You might be an otaku if youre a staff at one of those anime forums ;D

 

[him_dox]

You might be an Otaku if your obsessed with a 2D character <.< <.> >.>

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

you might be an otaku if you spend your weekends watching anime

 

[alexsdu]

You might be an otaku if your student card picture is an anime character?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You might be an otaku if you visited Konohagakure

 

[alexsdu]

Konohagakure? Guess I'm still not a full pledge otaku then. :P

You might be an otaku if you apply for mecha driving license.
(There are around, but I can't find any picture of the license, which of course not a real driving license)

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You might be an otaku if you tried to discover your hidden potential by slaying random creatures

 

[him_dox]

You might be an otaku if you apply for mecha driving license.

i want one... now. XS
You might be an otaku if your computer wakes you up in the morning with Ohaio onee-chan!

 

[AzuAzu]

You might be an otaku if you play eroge on your laptop in Starbucks.

.... Oh shi-....

 

[alexsdu]

LOL.

You might be an otaku if you celebrate your favourite anime character's birthday.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

you might be an otaku if you have a anime pillow

 

[schizofreak]

you associate an event happen in reality into anime ~ e.g if someone dies. `~ either he/she was put his/her name on death note. or being unlucky ~ .. lost in a deal in the financial district ...

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

you might be an otaku if you want to be the pirate king

 

[alexsdu]

you might be an otaku if you have a anime pillow

You might be an otaku if you have more than one dakimakura.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

You might be an otaku if you like computers more than tvs

 

[alexsdu]

Damn true. :D


You might be an otaku if you rather having a date with your eroge character on Valentine Day, than be with a real girl/guy.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Lol but i dont play eroge :3 hmm guess im not quite otaku
You might be an otaku if you havent watched the news in months XD

 

[alexsdu]

News? What's that?! :P

You might be an otaku if Chemistry suddenly become your favourite subject after you watched a certain anime.
And you're definitely an otaku if you know which anime I'm talking about.