You Might Be An Otaku If...

[Kimmy]

You might be an Otaku, if your life reads like a Manga.

 

[captlinger]

You might be an Otaku if you know what tentacles are ACTUALLY used for.

 

[alexsdu]

You might be an otaku if your credit card have anime-theme printed on it.

 

[captlinger]

Awe man that's awesome, gots ta get me one.

You might be an otaku if you think special moves cause 2-3x more damage in real life but they don't, they really don't.

 

[Will98]

Sympathy to Captlinger...

You might be an Otaku if your whole car is painted with your favorite anime.

 

[captlinger]

Hm, I've been thinking about doing that.

You might be an otaku if you name your kid(or anything for that matter) after your favorite anime character.

 

[alexsdu]

Everybody know you might be an otaku if a documentary show about otaku have you in it.

 

[captlinger]

At least your famous for something now.

You might be an otaku if you think the definition for high school is harem.

 

[Will98]

You might be an Otaku if the reason for going to school is to be with "your" harem. :D

 

[alexsdu]

You might be an Otaku if the reason you wanna be a teacher is because you're influenced by GTO.

 

[Will98]

You might be an Otaku if you become a teacher and develop an anime curriculum for school.

 

[captlinger]

That thought really did cross my mind because of GTO.

You might be an otaku if you can finish this quote. "IT"S OVER 9......."

 

[Will98]

THOUSAAAAAND!!!!

You might be an Otaku if website is the first thing you come to after your internet freaks out.

 

[captlinger]

I did that the other day (nothing happened, just a hiccup).

You might an otaku if you know even half of these songs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia1mb0srRA8.

 

[Kimmy]

You might be an Otaku if:

Need I say more?

 

[captlinger]

That's an epic picture(saved). Now it's even easier to justify yourself. (you got money, you got your shit together, do what the hell you want)

You might be an otaku if you wait in line overnight for a game release. (Haven't done that yet, longest was about 3 hours)

 

[Will98]

You might be an Otaku if you signed up for a pre-order of an anime a year before sales date.

 

[alexsdu]

Done that before, for my VF-11B Thunderbolt II 1/60 variable fighter, but canceled it at the last moment coz my PC needed the money more at that time.

You might be an Otaku if in the dictionary, your picture can be found when you search for 'Otaku'.
*Do todays' dictionaries still have pictures in them? I didn't read them since I finish schooling in 1996.*

 

[Will98]

I don't think so, but then there probably is more than one kind of dictionary. (Medical dictionaries have pictures)

You might be an Otaku if you wait for someone to come online and the first thing you ask them is, "Hey! what episode of (enter anime title here) did you watch last night?"

 

[captlinger]

You might be an Otaku if you rage about who the protagonist ends up with. (I do all the time i.e. Love Hina. Damn it I want my Motoko ending, but I'll also settle for a Mutsumi ending)

 

[Will98]

You might be an Otaku if you are in total fear that all the Fighting games came to life.

 

[captlinger]

You might be an otaku if you think leveling up in life automatically grants you stat boosts and advanced job classes. (NO, bad otaku, they have side quests for that)

 

[alexsdu]

You might be an Otaku if you find yourself lying on the ground in the middle of the school, and there's a bunch of kids trying to get even with God by doing rebellious things while fighting Tenshi.

Oh! On second thought, you might already be dead, BTW. :P

 

[zangetsu1843]

you might be an Otaku if you constantly make sigs of a certain musical animated character..... :P

 

[alexsdu]

You might be an Otaku if you dress up like a certain musical animated character, even thou you're a guy. :D