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Nope, no stove here, and we're not allowed to cook.

Will you sail around the world?
 
I would, if only I were interesting enough to be asked that many. Which I'm not.

Would you post a joke?
 
Sure, why not.....

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.


Will you drink some coffee?
 
Can't say for certain. Depends if I don't end up sleeping past noon, I guess.

Would you try to make something out of recycled material?
 
Probably not now, though I tend to do so often if I'm active (hate the sweaty, sticky feeling).

Would you write a short story?
 
Doodles and geometric shapes? Sure! Others, nah. Damn it captain, I'm a writer, not an illustrator...

Will you abandon caution if you're certain of victory?
 
Doubtful. Haven't used IRC in years.

Would you work for a very tough boss?
 
I'd love to say yes, but seeing as how I'm not really getting anywhere at the moment... :wasclose:

:donefor:

Would you eat only one type of food for an entire week?
 
If i cook myself....... i already did but for a whole months and not only a week.



Will you sign book?
 
Only if I get confessed to. :blushhappy:

Will you join me in backing the next Kickstarter project I'm aiming for?
 
No appropriate skill, sadly. Ask again when I someday have better language ones.

Would you do community service?
 
If I can get back to the present.

Would you like a game coupon?
 
Nope, I don't play much games


Would you kick random trash on the streets?