Who would survive a zombie apocalypse?

[Decalcomania]

Is it, isn't it?

 

[alexsdu]

Just because the zombie have good head protection, doesn't mean we need to smash their head to stop them.
Aim lower, at the neck. You cut of the head, the body's dead. Now that only thing you need to careful is getting bite from a decapitated head on the floor.

"how useful [are handguns] against a swarm of [zombies]? In truth, not very... the average person may have difficulty hitting anything... Studies have shown that of all wasted ballistic wounds-e.g., those that struck a zombie in a non-lethal way- 73% came from some type of handgun... Where handguns do come in handy is in extreme circumstances [tight spaces or close quarters]... The fact that handguns are small, light, and easy to carry make them attractive as a secondary weapon... a pistol should always be carried... as a backup only. Never forget that many dismembered, half-eaten corpses have been discovered with [pistols] still clutched in their cold, dead hands"

~Zombie Survival Guide, Pg48

Where can I get a copy of this book? Got soft copy version?

And I would be the evil main character.

 

[Ralium]

we are taking control of the thread

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm ralium and his zombies huh?

 

[Decalcomania]

You can always blow the head to bits.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm just burn them all~

 

[Ralium]

we multiply in the speed of light

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Even better for spreading fires~

 

[Ralium]

we have mutated now we have all the elements resistance .

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Nopes still burnable in the end~

 

[Ralium]

we now think like a human does, you human you too can burn

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm yes i can burn but im the one spreading the fires atm~

 

[Ralium]

we zombies are now much smarter then you are humans we have laser guns you still have bullets

 

[renano]

The zombie multiplier has gotten out of hand...

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm but it wouldnt actually be hard to just wipe them all out quickly

 

[BabayagaBy]

Don't i know their weakness! The infestation can be taken care of

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm yes quite simple to take out a horde of zombies~

 

[Decalcomania]

Just get a minigun and a helicopter and you're set.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm and tons of random ammunition sitting around~

 

[Ralium]

you humans are fools i said we now are smarter then you are while you were planning to use holicopter and minigun we have taken control of the USA and now its called United States of Zombierica

 

[Decalcomania]

I didn't read past 'you humans are fools'. Humans are indeed pathetic and fools, but it didn't interest me as much.

I should play some Call of Duty: Zombies once in a while.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Zombies dont use their brains for anything really :/ Theyre pretty much just animals that are hungry...

 

[Ralium]

play some of our pz1 aka (play ztation 1) we have call of zudy:zombie ops

and i said we mutated we are much smarter then you are human

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

And i said that mutations take a while and are random so it would only really make one smart zombie and the rest odd :/

 

[Decalcomania]

Zombies use their brains for many things.