Who would survive a zombie apocalypse?

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm Saint... being 15 probably has some disadvantages in terms of strength and that school having one metal door will keep out zombies but also keep you trapped... otherwise youre actually a pretty good competitor with your other skills :/

 

[Decalcomania]

Ralium, you obviously haven't seen my profile if you think I would die first. I specifically said that I would sacrifice people for my personal gain. GOSH.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

He says everyone will die first so oh wells~

 

[Decalcomania]

I can imagine him panicking then asking me if he would like to team up. Next, I will break his kneecaps and kick him to a dozen zombies then I will laugh like a maniac.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm not even going to give him a chance so he delays the zombies longer?~

 

[Decalcomania]

Nope. I want to hear his screams.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

But he will scream even if you just push him into the zombies without breaking his kneecaps~

 

[Decalcomania]

I don't necessarily like it when people have a chance to escape, so breaking his kneecaps is completely mandatory.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm going to give him some stick to see him struggle desperately anyhow?

 

[Decalcomania]

I would pass a handgun to him. Makes it fun because the sound will attract more zombies.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm assuming that youre safe away from it all~

 

[Shir0]

that all sounds pretty unrealistic

 

[Decalcomania]

Pass him the firearm then walk away from it. Simple as that.

[MENTION=23970]x-Shiki-x[/MENTION] Zombies aren't even real, so realism doesn't apply to this.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm oh wells i doubt you would meet ralium in that world anyhow~

 

[Shir0]

if i was ralium id shoot you first :D

why giving him a gun...

...thats the unrealistic part...

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm oh wells~ sorta works out in the end~

 

[lintox]

What a nice conversation, all we can see here is friendship, and mutual aid,
i m so happy to be far away from you guys

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Lol join in but anyhow i have to go xD Laters everyone

 

[Decalcomania]

Handgun + Dozens of zombies = No chance of living.

Do you know why? Because a handgun only has a few bullets while dozens of zombies outnumber the amount of bullets in the handgun. The only way to live with a handgun is to [Classified Information].

Simple as that.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Head shots everywhere and extra bullets

 

[Decalcomania]

Now that is unrealistic. You simply cannot headshot every zombie while they're crowding around you trying to bite your face off.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm keep a calm mind and blow them away as they come~

 

[Decalcomania]

Let's see how that works out for you. Though I doubt I would carry a gun around, they're useless when ammo is diminished.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm yes that much is obvious~

 

[Fall]

"how useful [are handguns] against a swarm of [zombies]? In truth, not very... the average person may have difficulty hitting anything... Studies have shown that of all wasted ballistic wounds-e.g., those that struck a zombie in a non-lethal way- 73% came from some type of handgun... Where handguns do come in handy is in extreme circumstances [tight spaces or close quarters]... The fact that handguns are small, light, and easy to carry make them attractive as a secondary weapon... a pistol should always be carried... as a backup only. Never forget that many dismembered, half-eaten corpses have been discovered with [pistols] still clutched in their cold, dead hands"

~Zombie Survival Guide, Pg48