What is the first thing you do when you wake up?

Drink a little water to soothe my parched throat and to refresh my body for another day.
 
I had a dream, that I was In a Team Fortress 2 game, and my team was doing pretty good, and right before we won, a croket (critical rocket) flew towards me in slow motion and connected with me. I was in the dream just long enough to see red mist and body parts flying in all directions before i woke up screaming and checked to make sure I had all my arms and legs.
 
I had a dream, that I was In a Team Fortress 2 game, and my team was doing pretty good, and right before we won, a croket (critical rocket) flew towards me in slow motion and connected with me. I was in the dream just long enough to see red mist and body parts flying in all directions before i woke up screaming and checked to make sure I had all my arms and legs.

:onionisfine:
 
Well I usually just check where I'm at since the time I almost walked off the terrace
 
count how many pillows are still on my bed, then deduce how many are on the floor.
 
Be glad if I don't wake up feeling sleepier.
 
Debate the virtues of either waking up early and getting things done or hitting... th... zzzzzzz
 

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A given mission, mechanical assault, manufactured devotion.
Red eyes, an upside-down form. Even the twisted shape was made to be that way.
No matter how cruel the slaughter, worse than a demon's,
or how gentle the kindness, greater than an angel's,
a machine has neither will nor madness—only code, and a few bugs.
So why, then, does it feel so unbearably sad?