Wow I knew that guy had problems... (Yeah, I had a quick interview. He wanted to know the usual. I think I screwed up on the 'why I wanted the job' part.) XD
Wow I have to free those bugs I caught before they die. (He's not really a butler nor do I have one. I treat him like one and he doesn't seem to mind. He drives me anywhere and cooks and cleans if I ask him. Not my boyfriend or anything, but a really good friend I guess.)
Wow I feel like I should have seen that coming. XD (He's asked me to certain places or events and I always declined. He's got the hint already, but uhh... maybe I should try finding some girls for him.)