The mountain game!

[NSpencer]

I call the mafia, and they seize the mountain in exchange for my kneecaps. I OWN THE MOUNTAIN *falls over*

 

[alexsdu]

Actually those Mafia that you call are my henchmen. Instead of giving it to you, we claim it(and your kneecap) for our self. :P

 

[NSpencer]

I use a soul exchange, taking your body. your henchmen, unaware I'm now you, give me the mountain.

 

[alexsdu]

I get exorcist to rid you away from my body, and regain it back.
Now the mountain is mine.

 

[Coolio]

I haunt you in your sleep. I own the mountain. Haha.

 

[alexsdu]

I call the Ghost Busters to catch you.
Now the mountain is mine.

 

[Will98]

I call Chuck Norris to come a send you to the 5th dimension. Therefore I own the mountain!

 

[alexsdu]

I met Yuuko the Dimension Witch, and make a deal to bring me back here.
The deal was that I give you to her. :P
Now the mountain back to me.

 

[Will98]

Well, I escaped and dug up the entire Tenchu army and surrounded, fought and took you prisoner. Making the mountain mine again.

 

[NSpencer]

I become the mountain. I own the mountain.

 

[Will98]

I asked Lina Inverse to come and exorcise you out of the mountain and put you on display in a little glass jar. The mountain is mine again.

 

[xahjun]

I summon all the anime character that you know of and chase you down the mountain

I owned the mountain

 

[Will98]

I placed a kekkai around the mountain, repulsing all the anime characters and letting me walk back up the mountain.

 

[Coolio]

HAHA You didn't own the mountain!

I jumped down the helicopter and chopped off your head with a razor. I owned the mountain!

 

[Will98]

Mr. Freeze saved me, then gave me a power suit. I then came back and froze you. Now with you as a decoration, I own the mountain.

 

[alexsdu]

With all the global warming happening around us, you started to melt and flow down the mountain. I then easily claim the mountain as mine.

 

[NSpencer]

Your career as a vocaloid crashes, leaving you destitute. I buy the mountain off you for the price of a dollar, and own the mountain.

 

[Will98]

Haha!The economy falls and that dollar depreciates so you can't pay land taxes on it and the bank comes and repos. So I settle the taxes and have the deed transferred to me. I own the mountain.

 

[captlinger]

Little did he know that he signed my name by accident so it is legally mine. Kick you off, nao I owns the mountain.

 

[Will98]

Your name yes, but signed with disappearing ink. Your name no longer on the deed and back up for sale. I buy and put it in a strong box. I own the mountain.

 

[captlinger]

I hired a spy that cracked your "strong box" (guy told me it wasn't that strong either) and slipped in a forgery. I nao has the legit copy. Mountain are belonging to me.

 

[Will98]

That deed was written on flash paper. the real, "real" one is somewhere in Fort Knox...I still own the mountain and you own a small pile of burned paper.

 

[captlinger]

My agents invade Fort Knox and confiscate the files. I now build a maze network within the mountain filled with lasers and all that good stuff. The files are then put in a safe with a time lock system (3 years give or take) that is heavily guarded by machines(like in that movie). Mountain is mine (your move).

 

[n3k0]

I set off several emp blasts within the mountain walk in with a missle launcher and an army of nanobots, wreck the place, take the deed and have my nanobots dissolve the paper into themselves. At which point I kick you out and order the nanobots to scatter themselves across the planet. When i need the deed to prove I own the mountain now they can be called to reassemble the paper and dissiminate upon anyone else touching their collective entity. =^-^= I is now owner of the mountain

 

[Will98]

I'll just steal your remote and call your nanobots back, then upload "ghost" codes to degrade your nanobots into little trashcans and then collect them all for myself. I own the mountain.