The Impossible Q~

[~SnowAngel~]

All you do is make questions and answers that make no sense~
Answer the above person's question and make a new question :P


A train flies at 100 pineapples per hour, it plays leap-frog with 30 crocodiles eating rice. The next day, a little girl sees the train the size of a 10cm yarn ball in a field of flowers. How many kittens does it take to move the train? XD

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

One fluffy walrus or this guy ;p

Two flamingos hop around the moon shouting whispered explosions at batman who ate their tree~ What chicken ever crosses roads and why did robin tackle santa's elf's cousin's brother's pet dog's distant relative's owner bob for spinning without a license to kill?

 

[~SnowAngel~]

The one related to Simba?

what creature comes out on a cold day except when there's hot chocolate nearby? XD

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Spilled too much hot chocolate on him already~ Cant wash off the stains ;p So now he fears hot chocolate~

What pokes do they do at pokey oaks that folks and blokes croak and call broke as they soak the yolks with a small poke?~

 

[~SnowAngel~]

XD my sister would die over that panda :P

btw that sounds like a pirate's clue treasure XD

ummmmmm

how much would would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? XD

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Depends if the wood chuck was being lazy or not ;p

What would happen if an unstoppable force met an immovable object?

 

[Second_Flight]

uuuummmmmm..... Facepalm.....

what would happen if u see slenderman in your room.???

 

[~SnowAngel~]

he would totally be attracted to me~

two firewords were launched after the day of thanksgiving during someone's bday in celebration of a newborn child~
during that time the child made awkward faces whenever it saw a new person~
what if everyone stared and followed you for a while? XD

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

They would all be blind soon~

Why does bob chase people with sharp objects and steal cookies?

 

[~SnowAngel~]

he just wants a hug~ :P

you get a telegram from someone in Antarctica saying that he's coming to visit you within the hour. He says to prepare some hot salt water to him to soak in later XD
why do people promote fairy tails to kids but discourage the belief of other things they consider not real?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

For the same reason why people hate the unknown~ No idea how it works so they fear~

How many bunnies does it take to reach the moon and why do people go to the sun during winter nights?

 

[~SnowAngel~]

bunnies would have to replace the human population multiplied by 1000 and people are so used to having convenience~

KFC launched a rocket to put a chicken on the moon just to see what would happen. Suddenly, it becomes giant and starts laying eggs 1/1000th the size of the moon. How many years would it take to cook a year's worth of those eggs? :P

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

It would depend if it was possible to get another egg and how many the chicken would lay in a year~ Also depends if the chicken would last much longer than it had~ But the sun would cook all the eggs immediately anyway Unless it was in the dark side of the moon in which we would need to wait for the moon to scoot a bit~

What if the yeti found that big foot stole his sheep and tossed his magic stone which hit the chupacabra and chuck norris round house kicked them all but got tossed into the sun by bruce lee because chewbacca stole his egg?

 

[~SnowAngel~]

they would eat ice cream together~ :P

sooo BLT is known as bacon, letuce and tomato~ what if that also means boy love triangle? XD

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Then santa wouldnt be coming to town anymore @_@

Why did all the reindeer run away with the cows which were trying to leap over the sun and watch the moose jump into rings of fire?

 

[~SnowAngel~]

because they were jealous that the lion was part of the kitty family~ :P

the little elves go on strike because they think it's unfair that they don't get any cookies while santa takes all the cookies.
so they start working for a special magic cookie factory, but then they feel bad for the kids without toys~
what can be done to make everyone happy? XD

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Get santa to team up with charlie and take those umpa lumpas or maybe grab the minions from despicable me and use them~

Billy Bob and Boo run around the house and giant grabs blew up the empire state building with streams of rainbow light~ Why did Misty run off with pikachu and Tarzan meet George?

 

[~SnowAngel~]

so they could see pirate ships in space fighting over fluffy kittens~


5 friends suddenly became lovers except one~ they later found out they all of them were gender benders except the one, and it suddenly became a reverse harem XD the penguins tickled the kissy fish after watching that then decided to make cake with marshmallows~
how many ponies does it take to make a unicorn if santa was chased by a zombie on christmas eve? XD

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

I would take two bunnies that ate onion head which flew across the moon~

A bubble asked the silent sheep what oranges have to do with the sun and how the moon was on the dark side. Where do kittens come from and why do they hide inside marshpillows so much?

 

[fifa14coinsben]

Watching little computer people act out their daily lives for your amusement WildStar Gold is at the heart of Maxis' Sims games, most recently the sequel, The Sims 2. And with the second expansion pack for The Sims 2