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[Deleted member 262447]

We've installed electric fences as a countermeasure against wild boars and monkeys.

 

[R18_4DD1CT3D]

I don't like the fact that the sky is blue.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Our oldest son does nothing but play baseball. He doesn't have a girlfriend either.

 

[R18_4DD1CT3D]

The Windows 7 Aero theme was the best theme in all the computer's history, I even sometimes use it on Linux and try to deceive myself to think that I'm still using Windows 7.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Currently, foreigners without resident status are not allowed to enter our country.

 

[R18_4DD1CT3D]

The Windows 7 frutiger aero was the best theme in all computers history. Microsoft should have stayed in Windows 7.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

She takes more sick time than the other coworkers, so it's suspicious whether she's really sick or not.

 

[R18_4DD1CT3D]

I have never been good at caligraphy.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Due to the hit-and-run accident, the beef he bought became ground beef.

 

[R18_4DD1CT3D]

Smartphones should have never been created, all we needed was just pocket computers.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

all we needed was just pocket computers.

For porn on the go

 

[R18_4DD1CT3D]

For porn on the go

wise words.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Sometimes at night I feel an intense anxiety.

 

[R18_4DD1CT3D]

There are more hydrogen atoms in a dihydrogen monoxide molecule than stars in the solar system.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I was almost arrested by mistake for molestation on the rush hour train.

 

[R18_4DD1CT3D]

Just like you can't see your reflex on boiling water, you cannot see the truth under the influence of anger, it is only when the waters are calm that the truth will be seen.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I wonder if I should ship this by airmail or sea mail.

 

[R18_4DD1CT3D]

I wonder if I should ship this by airmail or sea mail.

I think you should ship it by horsemail

 

[R18_4DD1CT3D]

Modern problems require old solutions, old problems require modern solutions.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

We often say that inattentiveness is the greatest enemy, don't we?

 

[R18_4DD1CT3D]

Lately I have been spending more time in excel than what I would like.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I stopped watching Doraemon after the voice actor was replaced.

 

[R18_4DD1CT3D]

I would have never switched to Linux if only Windows 7 was still the current Windows, Windows 7 was peak.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I was just trying to find the parents of a lost child, but I was accused of attempted kidnapping.

 

[R18_4DD1CT3D]

If I were an alien the my only reason to visit Earth would be to download hentai, I would even defend this planet just to defend the hentai