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[CowSlayer69]

We've installed electric fences as a countermeasure against wild boars and monkeys.

 

[Coffee Addict]

I don't like the fact that the sky is blue.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Our oldest son does nothing but play baseball. He doesn't have a girlfriend either.

 

[Coffee Addict]

The Windows 7 Aero theme was the best theme in all the computer's history, I even sometimes use it on Linux and try to deceive myself to think that I'm still using Windows 7.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Currently, foreigners without resident status are not allowed to enter our country.

 

[Coffee Addict]

The Windows 7 frutiger aero was the best theme in all computers history. Microsoft should have stayed in Windows 7.

 

[CowSlayer69]

She takes more sick time than the other coworkers, so it's suspicious whether she's really sick or not.

 

[Coffee Addict]

I have never been good at caligraphy.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Due to the hit-and-run accident, the beef he bought became ground beef.

 

[Coffee Addict]

Smartphones should have never been created, all we needed was just pocket computers.

 

[CowSlayer69]

all we needed was just pocket computers.

For porn on the go

 

[Coffee Addict]

For porn on the go

wise words.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Sometimes at night I feel an intense anxiety.

 

[Coffee Addict]

There are more hydrogen atoms in a dihydrogen monoxide molecule than stars in the solar system.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I was almost arrested by mistake for molestation on the rush hour train.

 

[Coffee Addict]

Just like you can't see your reflex on boiling water, you cannot see the truth under the influence of anger, it is only when the waters are calm that the truth will be seen.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I wonder if I should ship this by airmail or sea mail.

 

[Coffee Addict]

I wonder if I should ship this by airmail or sea mail.

I think you should ship it by horsemail

 

[Coffee Addict]

Modern problems require old solutions, old problems require modern solutions.

 

[CowSlayer69]

We often say that inattentiveness is the greatest enemy, don't we?

 

[Coffee Addict]

Lately I have been spending more time in excel than what I would like.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I stopped watching Doraemon after the voice actor was replaced.

 

[Coffee Addict]

I would have never switched to Linux if only Windows 7 was still the current Windows, Windows 7 was peak.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I was just trying to find the parents of a lost child, but I was accused of attempted kidnapping.

 

[Coffee Addict]

If I were an alien the my only reason to visit Earth would be to download hentai, I would even defend this planet just to defend the hentai