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I'm thinking about the funniest way to inform my boyfriend that I'm pregnant so that he won't run away from me.
 
"I'm sorry I lost the romance novel I borrowed from you."
"Don't worry about it. I won't need it anymore anyway. I have a girlfriend now."
 
In Hawaii, strong sunscreen is essential and covers are also used to protect people from getting sunburned.
 
Whipping up a storm out there. :dripwet:
 
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Excuse me, excuse me. I'm trying to get through here. I'm running away from a debt collector.
 
In Japan, there were several financial cliques prior to World War II, including Mitsui Zaibatsu, Mitsubishi Zaibatsu, Sumitomo Zaibatsu and Yasuda Zaibatsu.
 
Every year I create another statue of myself to commemorate the previous year. :ordercourt:
 
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We call students "pupil" up through high school, but we don't call university students "pupils."
 
Spending all your money is one way of stopping spending. :runhappy:
 

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TasogareHentai wrote on Ryzen111's profile.
Sorry if disturb, but can you please update this game? Thanks in advance.
https://www.anime-sharing.com/threads/☄️release☄️-250614-rj01411001-sonken-games-異魚.1713620
ebs wrote on Ryzen111's profile.
honey. plz update game last ver for this

(同人ゲーム)[230408][RJ01006720][SORAREVO] ROOM
https://www.anime-sharing.com/threads/230408-sorarevo-room-v23-07-07-v2-0-0.1300464/
last ver:[ver 2.0.4]
last update day:[Sep/17/2023]

update news for ci-en
https://ci-en.dlsite.com/creator/11367/article/973338

plz jap ver
love u. honey
thx
tanakaman wrote on Ryzen111's profile.
https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/announce/=/product_id/RJ01403235.html
It will be released soon, so please upload it when it is released.
AUO wrote on Ryzen111's profile.
Hello, Could you please update this to Ver1.041?
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