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[Arylin]

Random isn't truly random.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I was so busy I forgot to buy a train station bento.

 

[Arylin]

Hit or miss, it was still something.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I'm thinking about the funniest way to inform my boyfriend that I'm pregnant so that he won't run away from me.

 

[Arylin]

All this pressure...

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Once, there was a magazine called "Separate Volume Shonen Jump."

 

[Arylin]

All paths lead back here.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

A letter giving advance notice for a murder arrived at my office.

 

[Arylin]

Punching mosquitoes.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

"I'm sorry I lost the romance novel I borrowed from you."
"Don't worry about it. I won't need it anymore anyway. I have a girlfriend now."

 

[Arylin]

I have returned.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

In Hawaii, strong sunscreen is essential and covers are also used to protect people from getting sunburned.

 

[Arylin]

Whipping up a storm out there.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Bacon is so tasty that I can eat an unlimited number of strips.

 

[Arylin]

I have to find all the spam threads again.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Excuse me, excuse me. I'm trying to get through here. I'm running away from a debt collector.

 

[Arylin]

Silence is everything.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

In Japan, there were several financial cliques prior to World War II, including Mitsui Zaibatsu, Mitsubishi Zaibatsu, Sumitomo Zaibatsu and Yasuda Zaibatsu.

 

[Arylin]

The Yellow Pages aren't yellow.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

When I'm sitting for a long time my butt gets sweaty.

 

[Arylin]

No time like the present.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My mother follows fengshui and replaces her purse every year.

 

[Arylin]

Every year I create another statue of myself to commemorate the previous year.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

We call students "pupil" up through high school, but we don't call university students "pupils."

 

[Arylin]

Spending all your money is one way of stopping spending.