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[Deleted member 262447]

You might think he’s a great person but he’s really a horrible man at heart.

 

[Arylin]

Damn it, very well. I'll take the lower bracket then.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

South Korea has the highest suicide rate among East Asian countries.

 

[Arylin]

Another day, another grind to undertake.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I have to fix my roof next year.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

hmm... wonder what happened there... and oh gosh this is going to end soon...

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I like the candy apples they sell from food stands at festivals.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

ahh... guess no break for me...

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My grandfather was a sailor in the navy.

 

[Arylin]

Good night.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I made a resolution that I won't go out on weekends until I pass my exams.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

hmm... maybe this isnt the best way to enjoy fruits...

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Shinjuku 2-chome is now known as a gay town but it used to be a sketchy red light district.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Why did they suddenly change the names of everything.....

 

[Deleted member 262447]

What did you raise as a class when you were in elementary school? Our class was raising tadpoles, hamsters, and eggplants, but all of the hamsters ran away and got eaten by cats.

 

[caminante654]

Happy Father's day to everyone

 

[Arylin]

Happy Father's Day to those who are in the west.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I thought that I was finally free of having to care for my (non-existent) children but then my (non-existent) 53-year-old wife got pregnant again.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

hmm... we had like plants that got smelly

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I don't like the idea of co-owning a car.

 

[Arylin]

Most monsters scare the fuck out of you; succubae fuck the scare out of you instead.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

When I'm nervous, my thumbs shake.

 

[Arylin]

My hotel's as clean as an elven arse!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Hello. My name is CowSlayer69 and I am the events manager for the Portland Kendo Association in Portland, Oregon.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

How many cows have you slain =/