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[Deleted member 262447]

Crap! I was cheated into accepting a fake 10,000 yen bill.

 

[Arylin]

A post was forgotten here!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Santa Claus gave me a calf last night.

 

[Arylin]

Parrot meets parakeet.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

In Japan, we usually hand out an extra issue of the newspaper for free.

 

[Arylin]

That so? For collection purposes?

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Perhaps, Arylin.

In other news, police officers generally bring young offenders in to the police department's juvenile division.

 

[Arylin]

I'd be entertained in the wrong sense if that were ever not the case.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Tomorrow is my day off, so I’m planning to play Mario Kart by myself for the entire day.

 

[Arylin]

Weekend...

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My great-grandma ate two hundred gyoza in one sitting.

 

[Arylin]

Always open to lady luck's visit!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I'm aiming to reach 100,000 followers by the end of this year.

 

[Arylin]

The winds are your faithful followers.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Some say 100,000 yen is enough to buy a car.

 

[Arylin]

Rolling off into the bed in the horizon...

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The sky is blue because blue and green lights are scattered in all directions by the air molecules in Earth's atmosphere.

 

[Arylin]

Parrots parroting parrots.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

"How to Drive" became a best-selling book this year.

 

[Arylin]

A little factoid never hurt anyone.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

There was a fidgety-looking man with a Starbuck's cup on a bus in Seattle, but it was actually a handsome prince from Dubai.

 

[Anayomex]

Spirit cloud

 

[Arylin]

Finally returned, I see.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

some guy asked me "Do you know what kind of bird this feather is from?" while holding out some of his own nose hair.

 

[Frankincense]

Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So, Jim is actually my friend. But because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy.