[LPW #89] “We never really grow up. We only learn how to act in public.”

[pichu655889]

Candy is bad.

Chocolate is better.

 

[Calculator]

Congrats Leggy for the win!

 

[Anayomex]

Chocolate has too much fat

 

[miga]

...you guys destroyed my candy!

/me starts crying

 

[pichu655889]

But chocolate is bitter and better

There, there. Find yourself some candy or something to cheer yourself up.

 

[Anayomex]

But candy can also be bitter.

Okay, chocolate candy. Here you go.

 

[pichu655889]

Bitter candy sounds disgusting. Bleugh.

 

[miga]

But candy can also be bitter.

Okay, chocolate candy. Here you go.

!!!!
/me noms

 

[pichu655889]

 

[Anayomex]

chomp chomp

 

[♥ Sky]

/me pins pichu down and smothers him.

 

[Anayomex]

/me gives chicken besides for lunch

 

[Rucking Fetard]

/me inserts a small needle into everyone's urethra, except himself of course
Hoorah

 

[pichu655889]

smother

1.
to stifle or suffocate, as by smoke or other means of preventing free breathing.

3.
to cover closely or thickly; envelop: to smother a steak with mushrooms.

Er, so I assume I am supposed to be dying here



omg Nazaka no please no

 

[Rucking Fetard]

That's what smother is?
I thought it's something "warm and fuzzy" lol

Hello, pichu, let's play a game
there's a small strand of wire that is fused into the back of your throat
You are provided with a paper knife to cut the piece of flesh where the wire is fused
You then will have to use the wire, to fish the needle out of the urethra
Failing to do so will result in an awesome needle-pleasure

 

[Anayomex]

naza doesn't have urethra from begin with



you don't know about smother food???

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Hahahaha
How true

doof rehtoms wonk tond uoy?

 

[Anayomex]

/me eats smothered chicken

 

[pichu655889]

Nope. Not responding to that. Nope-noppity nope nope nope.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Awesome needle-pleasure it is
Fyi, you could intensify it

 

[Anayomex]

yea.....forget it

 

[pichu655889]

Only mad people can ever enjoy needle pleasure

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Oh no, you're not supposed to enjoy it
You're supposed to feel nothing, and if you feel anything else, you are mad

 

[Anayomex]

like Sova

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Not like sova
He's way beyond mere mad