[LPW # 189] Now That's Different!

[Leggy]

Now That's Different!



The Rules:

1. No multiple posts.
2. Post # 198 will win the LPW.
3. The winner can create a new LPW or pass the honor to another member.

@Shine; Could you do the sticky details for the old LPW and this new LPW? Thanks!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The person who plays the role of the horse in Act II Scene III of the play is my older brother.

 

[Leggy]

This could be interesting.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

On Monday, I forgot to turn off the bath, it overflowed, and our place was flooded.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I,p ki-poem

 

[Leggy]

Sad music news, Jimmy Buffet has passed away.

Classic drinking song.

RIP Jimmy

 

[Deleted member 262447]

That supervisor with the Osaka dialect always takes forever to get to the point, it's very annoying.

 

[Leggy]

Confusion is meeting your dad's twin brother for the first time.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

MK IA of cows

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My stupid boss just told me that I have to work Saturday. Plus, I just caught a cold. And on top of that, my girlfriend dumped me.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

There was a man called goe

 

[Leggy]

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I claim coffee is a virus from the golpwsirs

 

[Leggy]

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Coffee makes satan beams

 

[Leggy]

I wonder if the Tasmanian Devil drinks coffee?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

How come coffee isn't used when smoking or having birthdays in houses made of chesse?

 

[Leggy]

Does it count if while I'm drinking coffee, I smoke and cut the cheese?

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I left my rent unpaid for three months and then I was given an eviction notice.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I live in a barn with hay

 

[Leggy]

I'm living la vida loca,

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I knelt in seiza for so long during the Buddhist memorial service that my legs were completely numb.

 

[Leggy]

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Tasty bacon is indispensable in promoting efficient work.

 

[Leggy]