If you?

You'll order pizza right away.

If you bumped into a cute girl in the train/subway...
 
I'd wear a zebraprint leotard to give lessons in :P

If..you got lost in an unknown town?
 
I'll ask sam to come along.

If you got bounced by bouncer at that party?
 
I'll ask for the cutest girl in the party to join with me, and lock the door behind her. *evil grin*


If you realized that she's your sister?
 
Act innocent ask to send a girlfriend she came with to me.

If you find out that..she's a Trap? :o
 
Give them a long complicated explanation on why i should stay

What if you found your sis?
 
I would be very confused how she got home faster than me.

What If your sis had super speed powers?
 
Then ima try for retard-olympics... I mean..Paralympics :x

If you lost at the paralympics?
 
I'd ask for a handicap.. (lol..)

If you..got tackled by another player?
 
Kick back in, literally.

If you found out everybody knew Kung Fu(referring to Neo's remark in the 1st Matrix)?
 

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A given mission, mechanical assault, manufactured devotion.
Red eyes, an upside-down form. Even the twisted shape was made to be that way.
No matter how cruel the slaughter, worse than a demon's,
or how gentle the kindness, greater than an angel's,
a machine has neither will nor madness—only code, and a few bugs.
So why, then, does it feel so unbearably sad?
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