[LPW #195] Porn

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Porn and new supervisor is here

 

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CowSlayer69 said:

The training to become a burglar is as hard as boot camp.

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For real actually. The way Larry Lawton describe his heist prep is insane. Burglary is a full-time "job".

 

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Umbra Mortis said:

Porn and new supervisor is here

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I don't like the word "porn" and "supervisor" within the same sentence. It makes me immediately think of the thought policing we have these days.

 

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I really understand what you're going through because I also have porn addiction.

 

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I really understand what you're going through because I also have porn addiction.

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Me two. Stay safe, man.

"I don't believe it's bad"
"I yell and tell it that it's not a friend"
"I tear it down, I tear it down, and then it's born again"
Otherside ~ Red Hot Chili Peppers, 1999

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The object of addiction may be different and not as deadly, but it's an addiction nonetheless. RIP Hillel Slovak.

 

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Porn and the event are going to be out of this world

 

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Umbra Mortis said:

Porn and the event are going to be out of this world

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Porn is always an out-of-the-world experience, that's why they're so addicting. Wait... is it the aliens' fault!?

 

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Yes

 

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Yes

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I knew it! Imma blame it all on the aliens!

 

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Taro has been eaten in Japan for thousands of years.

 

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Jason the mom

 

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My grandfather died of inflammation of the lungs.

 

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My porn stash burned out

 

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My grandfather died of inflammation of the lungs.

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Did he smoked a lot of cigarettes? Or is it because he inhaled too much copium?

(if your grandad actually died, I'm sorry. My condolences)

 

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My porn stash burned out

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NOOOOOOOOO! (cue in that Darth Vader's nooo scene)

All those national treasure of humanity. Gone, reduced to atoms... What a sad day for civilization. We've regressed several steps backwards without them.

 

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Start date Michelle

 

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My family gathers in front of our family Buddhist altar to pray to Buddha every morning.

 

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My favorite is the knee

 

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Oh, they didnt pin the latest lpw xD

 

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Then pin it