[LPW #195] Porn

[Umbra Mortis]

Porn and new supervisor is here

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

The training to become a burglar is as hard as boot camp.

For real actually. The way Larry Lawton describe his heist prep is insane. Burglary is a full-time "job".

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

Porn and new supervisor is here

I don't like the word "porn" and "supervisor" within the same sentence. It makes me immediately think of the thought policing we have these days.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I really understand what you're going through because I also have porn addiction.

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

I really understand what you're going through because I also have porn addiction.

Me two. Stay safe, man.

"I don't believe it's bad"
"I yell and tell it that it's not a friend"
"I tear it down, I tear it down, and then it's born again"
Otherside ~ Red Hot Chili Peppers, 1999

The object of addiction may be different and not as deadly, but it's an addiction nonetheless. RIP Hillel Slovak.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Porn and the event are going to be out of this world

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

Porn and the event are going to be out of this world

Porn is always an out-of-the-world experience, that's why they're so addicting. Wait... is it the aliens' fault!?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Yes

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

Yes

I knew it! Imma blame it all on the aliens!

 

[CowSlayer69]

Taro has been eaten in Japan for thousands of years.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Jason the mom

 

[CowSlayer69]

My grandfather died of inflammation of the lungs.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

My porn stash burned out

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

My grandfather died of inflammation of the lungs.

Did he smoked a lot of cigarettes? Or is it because he inhaled too much copium?

(if your grandad actually died, I'm sorry. My condolences)

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

My porn stash burned out

NOOOOOOOOO! (cue in that Darth Vader's nooo scene)

All those national treasure of humanity. Gone, reduced to atoms... What a sad day for civilization. We've regressed several steps backwards without them.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Start date Michelle

 

[CowSlayer69]

My family gathers in front of our family Buddhist altar to pray to Buddha every morning.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

My favorite is the knee

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Oh, they didnt pin the latest lpw xD

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Then pin it