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CowSlayer69 · Mar 26, 2025

We've installed electric fences as a countermeasure against wild boars and monkeys.

Coffee Addict · Mar 27, 2025

I don't like the fact that the sky is blue.

CowSlayer69 · Mar 27, 2025

Our oldest son does nothing but play baseball. He doesn't have a girlfriend either.

Coffee Addict · Mar 27, 2025

The Windows 7 Aero theme was the best theme in all the computer's history, I even sometimes use it on Linux and try to deceive myself to think that I'm still using Windows 7.

CowSlayer69 · Mar 28, 2025

Currently, foreigners without resident status are not allowed to enter our country.

Coffee Addict · Mar 28, 2025

The Windows 7 frutiger aero was the best theme in all computers history. Microsoft should have stayed in Windows 7.

CowSlayer69 · Mar 29, 2025

She takes more sick time than the other coworkers, so it's suspicious whether she's really sick or not.

Coffee Addict · Mar 29, 2025

I have never been good at caligraphy.

CowSlayer69 · Mar 30, 2025

Due to the hit-and-run accident, the beef he bought became ground beef.

Coffee Addict · Mar 30, 2025

Smartphones should have never been created, all we needed was just pocket computers.

CowSlayer69 · Mar 31, 2025

Coffee Addict said:
all we needed was just pocket computers.

For porn on the go

Coffee Addict · Mar 31, 2025

CowSlayer69 said:
For porn on the go

wise words.

CowSlayer69 · Mar 31, 2025

Sometimes at night I feel an intense anxiety.

Coffee Addict · Mar 31, 2025

There are more hydrogen atoms in a dihydrogen monoxide molecule than stars in the solar system.

CowSlayer69 · Apr 1, 2025

I was almost arrested by mistake for molestation on the rush hour train.

Coffee Addict · Apr 13, 2025

Just like you can't see your reflex on boiling water, you cannot see the truth under the influence of anger, it is only when the waters are calm that the truth will be seen.

CowSlayer69 · Apr 13, 2025

I wonder if I should ship this by airmail or sea mail.

Coffee Addict · Apr 13, 2025

CowSlayer69 said:
I wonder if I should ship this by airmail or sea mail.

I think you should ship it by horsemail

Coffee Addict · Apr 13, 2025

Modern problems require old solutions, old problems require modern solutions.

CowSlayer69 · Apr 14, 2025

We often say that inattentiveness is the greatest enemy, don't we?

Coffee Addict · Apr 19, 2025

Lately I have been spending more time in excel than what I would like.

CowSlayer69 · Apr 19, 2025

I stopped watching Doraemon after the voice actor was replaced.

Coffee Addict · Apr 20, 2025

I would have never switched to Linux if only Windows 7 was still the current Windows, Windows 7 was peak.

CowSlayer69 · Apr 20, 2025

I was just trying to find the parents of a lost child, but I was accused of attempted kidnapping.

Coffee Addict · Apr 22, 2025

If I were an alien the my only reason to visit Earth would be to download hentai, I would even defend this planet just to defend the hentai

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